Bug Shit Tea is the most expensive tea in history – the perfect gift for that special someone who has everything else already. Traditionally a type of Chinese medicine purported to save lives, it is valued on par with gold ounce per ounce, sometimes even referred to in Chinese as jin cha, or “gold tea.”
Bug Shit Tea is similar to Kopi Luwak, also known as Cat Poop Coffee, the Indonesian coffee made from fresh coffee beans digested and excreted by mountainous civet cats.
This little moth-bug eats nothing but organic tea leaves for its entire life. After the bug digests the tea leaves, its droppings are hand picked by Taiwan tea farmers.
In order to pick these droppings up, tea farmers must use tweezers and a magnifying glass, as the droppings are so small.
Bug Shit Tea was first invented by Chinese Doctors to give as a gift to the Chinese Emperor Qianlong in the 1700s.
Although Bug Shit Tea has rarely been heard of in the west, it has been consumed as a restorative, energizing tea in the orient for hundreds of years.
What you are looking at here is an extremely rare 20 year old vintage, carefully stored in the clean mountain air of Taiwan since 1992.
When you click “buy” you are purchasing 1.7g of premium, high quality 20 year old (aged) Bug Shit Tea, stamped with Tearroir’s seal of approval. 1.7g is enough for approximately 3 servings of Bug Shit Tea. We suggest that you use a scale to weigh it out before you brew, dividing each vial into three servings of approximately .5g each.
When you brew up your newly acquired Bug Shit Tea, we will schedule a time to personally coach you through the brewing process on Skype.
This is the most expensive tea in history, and we are 100% committed to ensuring that you brew it and drink it the right way so that you enjoy every last drop of it.
As such, we offer a personalized coaching session on skype for how to handle, prepare, and brew your 20 Year Old Bug Shit Tea. When you decide to place yourself amongst the tiny handful of westerners who have ever tasted this tea, we will contact you to arrange a time to talk you through the process.
Unless you are in Taiwan, in which case we will meet with you (and any friends you invite) to coach you through the brewing process personally.
While this tea is not for the economically challenged, it is an extremely unique experience to share with adventurous and discerning friends.
Our supply is limited to 300g of 1992 Vintage Bug Shit Tea.
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If you’re looking for the perfect gift for that special someone in your life who already has everything, you couldn’t possibly find something more unique, more interesting, or a better story to share with them.
By ordering today, and secure your place amongst the small number of western consumers lucky enough to have ever sampled such a rare delicacy.